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Public Notices / Re: Issues of the Conch Champion (For public reading)
« Last post by Fiverine on July 28, 2023, 04:40:44 am »The Conch Champion. Free of thinking.
Omens and Portents
Before I begin, I must confess that I am a mere newspaper owner and reluctant editor of said publication. I claim no particular powers of prophecy, beyond having the gut instinct one would expect from a man in the newspaper business. Yet, I feel a hunch that strange events and visitors are heading Conch's way in the near future. My gut is telling me something. Perhaps it's been set off by the startling stories below in today's issue. Or perhaps it was just that dubious block of cheese I nibbled on last night. Read on, and decide for yourself!
-R.Hursport, owner and acting editor.
Madman terrorises Market District
Conch's Market District was in chaos yesterday afternoon due to a crazed rampage by a citizen of Conch. Mr Bromden Toole, a Creek Farmer, ran into the markets screaming nonsense and overturning stalls. WNTC guards struggled to capture and restrain the husky farmer, eventually succeeding. A witness to the event exclusively told the Conch Champion that Mr Toole was "screaming some nonsense about a well. He was saying that he fell into it, and that it was big down there and things tried to stop him climbing back out. Sounds like the crazy talk of a lunatic to me." This reporter is inclined to agree.
-S. Hellsworth, reporter.
Strange tunnels near Lake of Tears
Off-duty plantation workers of the Sadardiel Estate flanking Lake Vyktoria (better known by locals as the Lake of Tears) have seemingly come to ruin exploring some labyrinthine tunnels discovered nearby. After a few brought back modest trinkets and treasures from looting the depths, others attempted the same and vanished somewhere within. The tunnels are now deemed cursed or dangerous and no other workers have dared to venture in. The Sadardiel noble family has said it cannot spare retainers to learn the fate of the lost workers due to severe casualties suffered in recent ogre raids upon their holdings.
-A. Nutt, reporter.
Cults brawl in Upper Conch
Rival cults have fought vicious battles in the streets of Uptown this week in the sort of violence usually associated with the slums of West Conch. Both sides used magic including necromancy in the scuffles, forcing Nebular guards and mages to take decisive action to end the violence. Most of the cultists were killed or captured in the Nebular response, but it is believed some fled and are still at large. It is not clear yet what the name, beliefs or goals of either cult are. What is known is that one side painted their faces like skulls and the other had the letter "V" emblazoned on their robes.
-P. Krellin, reporter.